I’ve been tracking Vanessa Hudgens’ desmise into lesbian fatness, I even renamed her Vanessa Pudgens, cuz I’m clever as shit.

She cut off all her hair, was really committed to the lesbian cause maybe because like all girls who date gay guys cuz they are contractually obligated to, who release nude pics at 17 to get some level of male attention, all sexually confused….

But like a cancer patient, she rose from the ashes, and put on a wig, and all of a sudden looks like a golden trophy I’d like to mount….on my wall like she was some exotic animal I hunted and wanted to keep…Not to sound creepy or anything…

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