Gay hipsters….and hipsters in general are pretty entertaining to watch in their unnatural habitat that they like to think is their natural habitat cuz they are wearing clothes from the salvation army….dive bars…

I mean I don’t even know what a hipster is really, is it the clean cut, electronic music listeing dude dressed like a Swedish spy, or is the shit the dirty looking, washed out, used clothes wearing chick with big hair…

What I do know is that in their whole “not giving a fuck”, “I’m an artist”, “I’m so open minded and liberal” cuz I do coke and read philosophy books, they actually take themselves way too seriously….

Last night, at a dive, these three hipster girls and their gay were there acting all ridiculous, giggling and talking shit about fucking but the second I interjected with rape jokes, meaty vagina jokes and my hatred of post-op trannies, they went nuts and I think one even slapped me….because hipsters are just the people who used to wear clothes from the Gap in the 90s…the mainstream and not as daring as they think….but then again, mabybe shoving my hand down her pants to grab a tuft of hipster bush to jerk off to was crossing the line….but a real hipster would have embraced it and wrote about it on her fucking tumblr.

Here’s the mourning hangover…

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