Courtney Stodden is the 40 year old who is pretending to be 16 and married to some dude from TV who I’ve never heard of because scandal leads to attention and attention leads to a reality show and a reality show leads a stamp of approval for a bottom feeding whore because general acceptance is the whole reason she got her tits done…unless she is in fact 16, just the oldest, most washed up, haggard and plastic surgery ridden 16 year old, but I assume if she is, dude woulda been arrested the second they moved out of whatever amazing state it was that allowed a dude to marry a 16 year old, and if she’s 16, she’s definitely got the vagina of a 40 year old, all battered and used, something in and of itself that is erotic cuz sexual deviant teens are amazing….

So anyway you dice it, old pretending to be young or young pretending to be old, all while looking like a porn slut who has been fucked a lot, this bitch is pretty fucking entertaining…..

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