So TMZ is reporting that 2Pac has a sex tape, I haven’t been emailed any clips, cuz I am irrelevant, but apparently he’s getting sucked off as he dances and chats with a friend… this is what they wrote:

The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off … sporting several chains.

Tupac — whose head is shaved — pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, as Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips.

And it gets even better. As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman never stops.

I did see some recent break in his murder…..because on Thursday October 6, 2011….The LAWeekly is going to report a story about who killed Tupac….

I know this because I both travel in time, but also read the article ABOUT TUPAC’S MURDER HERE ….

Basically, for those too lazy to read, a cop wrote the book based on the actual evidence from the death of Tupac, Biggie and the attmpted murder on Suge Knight, and they are saying Puff Daddy Sean Combs P. Diddy is behind it…..and knowing that Puff Dadd is a weasel who would probably kill to become a billionaire, and who I assumed everyone knew did kill to become a billionaire, and who has become a billionaire since their deaths…..it just makes sense….

So as I wait for this Blowjob video to hit….cuz post life sex tapes are always good times, I’ll aso be waiting for Diddy to get life in prison, like he fucking deserves, but that his endless money will never let happen, cuz rich people don’t go to jail, that’s for poor people with no genius lawyers…

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