If you’re a chick and you’re wondering how Vanessa Hudgens intends on losing her new found fatness, it’s through yoga….

If you’re a dude, yoga means one of two things – flexibility/ the ability for a bitch to eat out her own pussy and yoga pants tha make watching a bitch try to eat out her own pussy heavily erotic, not that I’ve ever gone to a yoga class, I’m more into just watching sweaty girls leaving, all tight assed and able bodied….

Not that Hudgens on her quest to be a dumpy lesbian is either of those things, but I like to document her progress on that because I’m pathetic and have nothing better to do….

I don’t get why the paparazzi didn’t get any ass shots…cuz fat chick or not, I’ll always stare at an ass squeezed into yoga pants..

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