Here’s some shit going on around the internet on the few sites I visit cuz I hate the internet – it’s done nothing good for me, sure it has got me laid a few times, and yeah it got me in Maxim magazine 4 years ago, where I played shit wrong cuz my wife was opporessive, but it aint doing shit for me now…..the good news is that at least I have real life….sure it’s equaly depressing, unsatisfying, disappointing, pathetic, but at least I can distract myself through drink…..

On a sidenote, I was at a friend’s house last nice, I do have a few of those, and the dude’s wife made us watch every typical sitcom and reality show people watch on Monday nights. It was the biggest display of shit I’ve seen since my dog got into the garbage and shit all over the house, even bigger than the shit show my wife put on the day she shit so much it overflowed the toilet bowl. I could not and still cannot believe that shit is on TV but more importantly that people watch it. Hollywood needs to be saved….I’m not one to do it…but someone fucking should.

Here’s the dump.

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