The Pippa Middleton Slut Watch continues. Sure she’s not doing anything slutty yet, but it is just a matter of time, maybe when the whole feelings of being a second rate version of her sister in the eyes of everyone actually sets in, you know after a few years and the baby/future King is born and all attention heads there way forcing her to snap in some hopefully long – drawn out – slutty episode that involves me seeing her naked in picture/video or in some weird turn of events on my face….only time will tell and if I don’t die before her dignity, pride, shame, then I’ll be here to expose it. That’s a promise.

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