You know what’ I’m into…Amanda Seyfried…because even her bikini pictures that fucking suck, cuz she’s half covered up, and boring amongst boring people, doing boring things, in what is probably the least erotic way, I mean other that showing a little cleavage in what may or may not be a bikini she stole from a fat hippie…..are amazing…

Seriously, it’s like no matter what shit this bitch spews, I want in on it all the fucking time….and her nude scenes in movies are spectacular, but I guess that’s cuz she’s getting paid for that….

I should make her my bride in my religious sex cult I’ve decided it is time to start…you know since sex cults offer brides few chances to say no as they are bound in the trunk of the milk truck you’re using as a disguise when heading to your campground in the Utah hills….

If you know what I mean…..

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