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2011

17

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

You know the morning news is gonna be good when they have a pornstar like Bree Olson in her shitty brown sweater on the shit…you know cuz pornstars aren’t supposed to be on morning shows…they are supposed to be passed out or jacked on meth…unable to function in order to live with their whore selves for exploiting their vaginas for what they thought was a good life, but that turned out to be a shitty life worse that hooking in the back alley behind their shitty town bar….unless they are Bree Olson who hook for Charlie Sheen then drop out of a dirty as fuck porn career to be on TV…what a fucking joke…..

Here’s the rest of the news…perfect for you to get conversation pieces for when you talk to yourself – cuz no one ever talks to you…

Goddess Bree Olson Talks AVN Awards on Good Day LA
Bree Olson famously dated Charlie Sheen as one of his “Goddesses”… she’s also known as an actress in the adult film biz.

Hottie teacher charged with armed robbery for prescription drugs
A Massachusetts middle school teacher is out on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty to pointing a gun in a man’s face and stealing his prescription drugs and cash.

Video: Car Stolen During Test Drive

Michigan 7th Grader Suspended For Accidentally Touching Teacher
A Michigan school teacher accidentally toucher her teacher while yawning and ended up with a 180-day suspension

Memphis Drama Teacher Arrested For Soliciting Young Men For Sex

Sugar Plumb Fairy Fired For Naughty Language
While waiting for a mandatory drug test Laura Coppinger cursed and lost her job in the town’s Christmas Festival.

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