I don’t care how boring Amanda Seyfried is….walking her dog…doing bullshit errands…not dressed sexy or done up….never in the media with scandals or vagina slips….cuz she’s smart enough to only get naked for money and for her “career”….and for some reason has been better at being Lohan than Lohan….from Disney to intense roles…and back again….probably cuz she saves her drug use to the privacy of her mansion…instead of off the female DJs vagina in the club…but what do I know…other than that I love her….I think I’m going to to go write a song about this…or maybe just try to jerk off knowing her dog licks her pussy…they all do….or maybe that’s just what I tell myself so that when I meet people while walking the dog…the girls I meet in the dog park are all the more naughty to me…who cares.

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