I know the biggest story on the internet today is bikini waxes for 10 year olds…but I feel like I’ve been hearing that same story ever since TLC got into the legal kiddie porn business…cuz you know people watching that is likely masturbating to it….so I just avoid the shit…because let’s face it jokes about how I started the first salon for 10 year olds to get bikini waxes gets me red-flagged with the FBI and I don’t really need that…So i’ll post the stepNEWS feed…which is better than all the rest according to me….which may or may not be biased…

Comcast Service Line Wrong Number Leads to Phone Sex Line
A woman trying to reach Comcast cable company’s customer service line instead called a phone sex line.

Caught on Tape: Girl Pummeled Inside School Bathroom
A teenage girl is battered and beaten inside a Detroit school restroom while other girls watch and record the whole thing.

MSU Cheerleader Taken Off on Stretcher
Michigan State cheerleader Taylor Young was in stable condition at a local hospital after falling on her face during a performance.

Police: Syringes Hidden in Wal-Mart Clothing
Authorities in Bartow County are investigating a series of incidents where syringes have been found in clothing at a Wal-Mart store.

Man Who Saw Child Porn On Flight Talks
A Glendale man was on a plane when he saw something that wasn’t right — a fellow passenger was looking at child pornography.

Caught On Tape: Arson Attempt In North Carolina Backfires

Wi-Fi Damages Sperm
Study shoes Wi-Fi connected laptops could damage sperm

Horse Meat Could Hit Market in U.S. For Human Consumption
Horses could soon be butchered in the U.S. for human consumption after Congress quietly lifted a 5-year-old ban on funding horse meat inspections, and activists say slaughterhouses could be up and running in as little as a month. Culinary expert Andrew Zimmern isn’t opposed to the rule change.

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