Most Greek Bitches I know have fat asses….while Maria Menounos has the kind of fat ass I want to fuck….She’s like the Hollywood Greek along with Jen Aniston…you know the one they pull out of some anal sex party and say

“hey we need more greeks in hollywood, but we don’t want actual greeks, they are hairy and have fat asses, but you’re the exception to the rule, let’s put you on Friends and you….you get put on Access Hollywood alongside Mario Lopez…yeah the guy from Saved by the Bell..yeah we know….it’s humilating, but at least you’ll be the hot one and you won’t be forced to work at your dad’s restaurant/diner or fast food spot all greek people seem to own…and trust me…the anal sex is far superior in Hollywood….all the men are bisexual and learn from the best faggots”….

Here she is hot in a bikini….

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