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2011

30

Dec

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the night in a bowling alley…drinking cheap beer served by a huge woman I was surprsed was capable of leaving her house….touching dirty balls and fascinated by the 16 year old half black chick who was pregnant and ready to drop, just as hard as she was ready to break faces…she yelled at her friends….hit her stomach so hard I thought she was doing some gutter bowling where she uses her fetus as the bowling ball…only to have in bungee back and climb home into her twat….but instead there was a lot of spitting, yelling, swearing and for some reason erections….in my pants…cuz knowing a kid’s coming into a broken home and has no chance brings me great joy….but not the kind of joy spending my last two dollars on a lottery machine only to lose brings…some of us like winning, I happen to like losing….

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