I’ve taken a liking to the horrible captions and descriptions on the paparazzi websites where I get my pictures of these useless celebrity bitches who I don’t always know and more importantly who I don’t know why they are famous or being shot by the paparazzi when I do know who they are…..

Yesterday we had “Meg Ryan Listens to Tunes on her iPod”…..today we have “bitch from Glee’s big starbucks drink” subtle reference to her big titties in workout gear and her big vagina being jacked up with workout pants cuz let’s face it you don’t get on TV without turning your cunt into something that is capable of absorbing much more than just the spandex you’re wearing while tryign to be fit…..like producer, agent, management dick….

But the good news is, I love big sloppy tits…so here’s a little attention for the bitch who is clearly seeking it. Good times.

Posted in:Kristin Chenoweth