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2012

11

Jan

Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went to a bar last night and the bartender had incredible, huge, amazing tits that were natural, totally disproportionate to her body, that she was using in her V-Neck shirt to get herself tips, knowing her freakish birth defect was the rare kind of birth defect that did more good, opened more doors, and provided more opportunity than the dude I knew who was porn with an extra toe growing out of his neck…but the problem is that as soon as I asked her to let me take a pic of her shit, as clothed as they were in the bar, for the internet she freaked out….acted like I raped, violated, molested her titties….and that to me was both annoying and a waste of a set of tits….but the good news is that I got to see them….

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