I hate how the day the paparazzi finally snap off a shot of Pippa Middleton, the second rate Kate Middleton, who is probably jealous and tormented that everyone gave a fuck about her sister’s birthday the other day, while no one gave a fuck about her, probably because she didn’t take that rage and channel it into a pair of hot pants, like a normal girl who feels like her sister outshines her and that she needs to make a move to get noticed and differentiate herself, while disgracing her family that feels so proud….but she’s even a failure, second rate, hack at doing that….

I love how a crazy and angry homeless looking guy is getting all up on her face with a camera, that’s the kind of paparazzi I aspire to be…we’re all allowed to have dreams of celebrities or siblings of royalty pressing harrassment charges against us…..

Here are Pippa Middleton’s legs looking short in some pink denim…vagina pants….

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