I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2012

19

Jan

Coleen Rooney Still Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney, the WAG who I assume trapped her man when they were in high school, before he was a famous soccer player, by telling him how if he ever gets rich and famous, those girls will just want him for his fame and money, while she was in it for the long haul and loves him for him, in what was probably one of the biggest gambles in her life that worked out for her…..I mean other than putting on this bikini…she’s a dump and that’s risky…it can go any way….

That said, she reminds me of this girl who got pregnant from sitting in a hot tub, never knowing who the father was, but that may have just been a lie she told us to justify illegit black kid with no daddy she brought back in her uterus from her all inclusive trip….they have the same dumpy ass I am sure black dudes everywhere would love if that white meat ever got close enough….

Either way here are the pics…

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