I need to become a paparazzi. I have a shitty camera. No photography experience. I am great at standing around doing nothing…but even better at producing shakey, awkward videos of bitches….This shit’s a joke…and the fact that these assholes get paid 1000s of dollars a month by losers like all us celebrity blogs except me….for subpar content….totally amazes me…

That said…this paparazzi has the funniest fucking voice….and here’s a video….shot by someone who must be drunk and that will make you feel like you’re drunk….of Amber Heard and her sister shopping…I can’t get a clear shot of her…but I am getting motion sickness…this video is like an IMAX movie on roller coasters….

I know any celeb who goes to “the grove” is out looking for attention….and in this cartoon character version of that attention…

Here’s a hot clip of Amber Heard being a Hot Clit in Rum Diary….

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