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2012

01

Feb

Alison Brie’s Creepy “Hot” Twitpic of the Day

I don’t really know who Alison Brie is, but apparently she was on Mad Men and is currently on Community….I posted a picture of her getting spanked in her panties in GQ …..as well as a video of her Half Naked for Complex ….and the funny thing about her is that she’s got some obscure fanbase that is so into her at least one of them sent me this twitpic of her saying how hot she was and shit was too weird not to post.

Dear Jesus.

I love the site. I love the pictures and videos but I really love how you rip these celebrity bitches a new asshole. I wish I could rip celebrity bitches and new asshole. Not with words, with scissors.

Here is a picture Alison Brie posted on twitter. I’ve been jerking off to her for at least a year. I really like her and her tits but this is the hottest I’ve ever seen her.

It is like you can see fear in her eyes. It is like she is locked in my trunk looking up at me begging me not to hurt her or her family. It is like she knows she is gonna get it. All wide-eyed and erotic.

There is not enough girls in fear pictures out there. Everyone focuses on half naked when what matters is what is beneath the surface. You should do more of that. I know I’d be happy and I am sure other people would too.

Hope to see it on the site,

Timmy

This is the kind of internet shit that should make women online dating worried. The freaks of the internet still exist and I’m the lucky one getting emailed by them….

I’d call the police, but I’d rather just post the non-erotic pic that Timmy finds erotic cuz there’s humor in this somewhere…look into her big deer in the headlight eyes while figuring it out….

What happened to girls posting hot half naked pics…weird.

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