It’s the fucking morning version of the stepLINKS….what more could a motherfucker want….

I spent my night eating ribs with some ghetto bitch who I just liked watching suck the meat off the bones…while flirting with some fat elderly server with thick thighs….only to come home drunk, with nothing but a bottle of gin and Facebook to entertain me…

I ended up retracing the steps of Lana Del Rey, also know as Lizzy Grant, also knows as Lana Del Lip, bitch who has a rich dad who hired great producers to make her a marketable bunch of songs. Who hired a bargain basement plastic surgeon to get her some numb lip in efforts to market her as a Bridget Bardot hollywood glam…they bought PR people and now you have a spoiled brat who can’t sing with 25,000,000 views on both her fucking videos….It is insane….especially when this is what she used to look like:

This is what she used to sound like….

So she’s a full of shit rich kid lie who “re-invented herself” into something marketable….I know no one cares about this….and I know I still want to fuck her…but in my defense I want to bang everyone…and I was drunk in the making of this fantastic research….

Here are some morning links…

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