Amber Heard is trying to be some sex icon….when no one knew who she was she released statements to the press about her bi-sexuality and openness to love and how the source of the orgasms don’t matter…whether guy or girl…just as long as they are happening…all for attention….

Then she went all 60s glam…like she’s Marilyn Monroe or some old hollywood shit…avoiding scandal…loving the attention…and hitting red carpets with platinum hair….cuz she played the love interest in Rum Diaries….even though I was more into HER FETISH SHOOT WITH Vs. Mag….you know cuz it’s all about me…

Well now she’s in some shit called Max, she’s wearing a bra, that’s not entirely erotic enough for me since it lacks nipples…but I’m posting it anyway….

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