Her name is Kelly Sotherton, she’s some UK athlete and she’s naked for Alfa Romeo….

Nothing like some jock ass to make me question my sexuality….you know one of those things that really puts me to the test….it really makes me stretch my capabilities as a masturbater….to see if I can actually cum…knowing this is actually a chick….she has to be…she competes in women’s leagues…they test for this shit…..I’m not gay if I get off to this…I’m just approaching that grey area called bi-sexual while not quite hitting it….

In case you are wondering, she is a heptathlete……whatever the fuck that means….to me she’s more of a hermaphrodite….tipping towards the dude side….cuz there are dudes less manly than this…I’m guessing this is some Summer Olympics bullshit…and that she’s pretty talented….and that she’s getting naked for a sponsor….cuz that’s what you do in these obscure sports…they aren’t so lucrative.

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