Valentines Day was a huge failure…I decided to go to the strippers instead of fuck regular desperate chicks who I know filled up all the bars after work and by 9 were primed and ready to fuck…and it turns out that strippers celebrate love too…because at the three strip clubs we went to…one had more than two strippers….but the best looking stripper was 50 pounds overweight, orange like Snooki….and unfortunatly not as hot as Snooki and Snooki is not hot….If I live to see next year, I take my own advice…and hunt desperation.
Here’s some links as I recover from a broken heart….not in the love sense…but in the hard drinking and I feel it pounding in my neck sense…
This Robot Man is Freaking me the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Brittany Black is Sexy In Her Underwear
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2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Ranking the Loveliest Ladies Ever
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When Kids Can’t Talk Right, It’s Funny – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Make Live a Little Better, No?
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The 10 Hottest Newly Single Women
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The BAFTAs: Christina Hendricks & Emma Watson Is All You Need To Know
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Busty Blonde Gets Her Pussy Wet for the Camera
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Live Web Cam Sluts Add Some Much Needed Fun to Any Day!
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