I know it is a long weekend for a lot of you fuckers and you aren’t working but that shouldn’t stop you from visiting the site because you’re unemployed and never working and in the unlikely case that you are someone with a job…you are likely too socially awkward and ugly to not be on the computer right now….all this to say long weekend or not…it’s a pretty fucking long life…and it wasn’t filled with fucking enough strippers this past weekend, it was however filled with mocking a Haitian girl in her mid 30s with huge tits about not having kids cuz that’s a haitian fucking crime…as I drank her free liquor…which was almost as rewarding…..cuz I was one step closer to fucking a black chick for black history month….I got 8 days of hustle left in me…thank god it’s a leap year….

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