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2012

24

Feb

Mariah Carey Avoiding Upskirts for Charity of the Day

I think the public service in all this is that bitch was trying to prevent an upskirt…because as much as I love upskirt on even the most battered pussy…I don’t think the general public can handle the kind of crazy going on in this fat baby making older box….but as someone with heart disease and who is going to die from heart disease…I should be more positive about her chairty and focused less on her awkward pussy cover up…

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