Christina Hendricks has no business being in any Sports Issue, unless her sport is beeing the beer bellied fan who writes the team’s name on her fucking chest!

But the good news is that she didn’t lie, cuz I hate when lies, they hurt me at my core…..and she chose archery as her sport, something totally non athletic that requires some upper body strength, something we all know she’s got cuz she’s gotta carry around them sloppy tits all day….sloppy tits I don’t mind staring at and that I wouldn’t mind masturbating on.

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