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2012

12

Apr

Senior Citizens Gone Wild Ad of the Day

With the invention of Viagra….the STD Rate for old people has gone up by over 70 percent….because now old people can fuck and more importantly, their wives or husbands have died off and they are ready for a good fucking time…you know slut out for all those miserbale years of monogamy….and they are doing it raw dog…cuz condoms are for pussies…and more importantly….not needed cuz bitch is a senior and no longer fertile….and loose vagina so it is the only way dude can feel anything before busting on her old lady face and filling up her wrinkles like a collagen treatment…..

I am sure this is anything new….it just takes one slutty old lady to bang a pervert….or one old man to bang a hooker….to ruin it for everyone in the community….It is definitely nothing hot….or really anything I’d want to ever imagine being a part of just too much loose fitting skin….dryness…ailments….death….smells….but I would like to witness it….

All thanks to Florida’s Safe Sex for Seniors campaign that has be fascinated in what all those years of experience can do in the bedroom….next time let’s hope they don’t run an ad….but instead make a porno….

It’s always nice to be reminded your granny is a gutter slut when you think all bitch does is bake cookes and make clowns for charity….

Thanks to COPYRANTER for the time!

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