Portia de Rossi is an opportunist lipstick lesbian who I am sure isn’t a lesbian at all, just a smart as fuck bitch who lured in Ellen the billionaire, because it made sense and was non threatening…and like in all lesbian relationships, there’s always one who is more inclined to go out and get fucked by dudes on the regular, something Ellen has probably opened up to, cuz she knows any hot pussy she’s into will be into dick, especially if it has named herself “Portia” like some kind of stripper, only into lesbianism cuz she’s fucked so many dudes it was time to take a break, you know there’s only so much her 10 inch black dildo can do when strapped on or used double sided – you know scissoring isn’t the same as getting cummed all over your whore face…..but I am just speculating here….but it is safe to say see through shirts and pasties are cries for male attention!

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