The thing I like about Miranda Kerr is what other women hate about Miranda Kerr…No, not that she’s married to Orlando Bloom…that shit is irrelevant to me and makes me laugh when I see people actually mad about who stars or any girl they don’t have and will never have because the don’t know and will never know the bitch in question marry….it’s amazing and pathetic all at the same time…

What I like about Miranda Kerr is that she’s a mom who turned around her body into this amazingness reminding us that all fat moms out there ar just lazy cunts…so show your wife this picture and a treadmill…it’s time to get moving fatty.

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