I hate fat chicks so much that I am starting to really appreciate fit chicks who have some muscle definition from hard training and not from being on drugs or rocking an eating disorder…sure for the longest time I was into soft, doughy, busty chicks but they all turn into fat chicks, but then one day I fucked an athlete and after coming to terms with the fact that her rippling back was a little too dude-like, I just laid back while she rode me like a piece of exercise equipment and from that day on I was hooked…the high testosterone levels make them horny and they are good for when you need help moving furniture and their only real flaw is their ability to out run/beat the fuck out of me….but the hottest thing about them is that they aren’t fat or lazy….

ESPN does this thing called the body issue, where they get athletes to show off their ridiculously sculpted naked bodies, and they dropped it recently, so I figured I’d plug it to encourage you slobs to work out instead of sitting there eating processed foods….

Fitness can be hot…especially on other people…

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