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2012

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had phone sex. It was a humiliating experience but it had to be done. It is a lost art form, along with the video store….people are just oo tech savvy, fast paced, to appreciate jerking off to a fat chick you don’t have to see so you can imagine her being someone you’d want to jerk off to. I’d feel shame but I have no soul….so recommend all of you bring back phone sex…it’s the new skype sex for uglies.

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Let’s Start Things Off with a Fail Compilation, Since We Are All Failing at Life Anyways
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The Most Epic Faceplants in Sports
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Get Your Lunch Today From the Mashed Potato and Gravy Machine. Wait, What?
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How To: Use a Piranha as Scissors
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And Now Marilyn Manson Wants A Baby. Why Not?
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The 25 Best Batman Comics Of All Time
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Free Cam Shows May Not Make Your Entire Day Better, But It May Help It Along (NSFW)
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Cute 19 Year Old Has Some Fun (NSFW)
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Charlie Sheen is Headed on a Charity Bender
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I’d Like to Be All Over Nikki Sims
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