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2012

23

Jul

Mary Louise Parker Skinny Dipping in Weeds of the Day

I don’t watch Weeds….I don’t know who Mary Louise Parker is….I do watch skinny dipping…just not nearly enough…because I’m never invited to places where people skinny dip…but I have been knowns to look over fences when walking by backyards late at night where I hear people swimming or getting their fuck on in the pool and that’s good enough for me…cuz my whole objective in the shit is seeing pussy I haven’t already seen – presented in a fun and innocent way…cuz trying to convince girls to give me pussy puppet shows by reading dialog as they open and close their vaginas…just weirds them out.

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