Jorgie Porter is in some UK soap opera and now she is in FHM pulling some Kate Upton, getting out of the pool in a white T-shirt shit, only FHM photoshopped her nipples out of the pics, despite how much better shit would be if I knew what her nipple color and ratio was, but luckily, unlike my vision of UK girls all being disgusting, all toothless, fat and working class on lunch break at the mill during the industrial revolution….all mal-nourished on grey sludge….grey skinned….covered in soot….she’s got a lot of life to her….something I’d like to smear all over my face….because that’s the only way I know how to show love and appreciation….

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