Megan Rossee is strategic…last week she was outted as Michael Phelps’ girlfriend….and this week she’s decided to call herself an aspiring model, and hit the beach in her bikini as hard as she can, because that’s what you do when you’ve groupied out properly and have a dream of being famous, it’s strategy….

I’ve OUTTED ONE OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS FROM MONTREAL in the past, cuz I find it funny that I am the Michael Phelps unofficial groupie tracker, but not as funny as it is that he has groupies….sure he’s a millionaire with 0 percent body fat….an American hero all hip hopped out…but homie looks like a fucking clown…and this bitch is hot as shit….confusing me….until reminding me that all girls are whores….in it for the dollars and cents motherfucker….

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