Lucy Pinder tweeted this preview picture of her 2013 Calendar shoot, and it is amazing…it has forced me to embrace these Glamour models more than I already have, because up until a month ago, I ignored they existed, cuz their not quite hot enough to be an actual model, not quite talented enough to be more than a Cashier, Stripper or Waitress, and not quite eager enough to do porn….really pissed me off…..but now…I like all girls who get topless in pictures…especially when they have something to prove….

So I am going to start writing them love letters instead of mocking them, cuz tits like this are just fucking outrageous….like an amusment park ride for my mouth, hands and dick that I never want to get off….ever after I get off…

If you know what I mean….

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