I hate lesbians because lesbians hate me but for some reason ended up at a lesbian bar…where I tried integrating with their kind although confused by their boy-like facial hair and combat boots…but they didn’t like my lesbian jokes that I guess aren’t lesbian friendly…which makes sense since i am not lesbian friendly….I even came bearing gifts in the form of lovely, sexy, 20 year old models….but I guess my penis, despite how small it is, threw them off…Why can’t we all get along…

Here are some morning links….

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