Emily Ratajkowski has tweeted me once…before she was famous for having the single best body in the fucking world right now….at least according to me right now…as I am inconsistent and easily distracted and fall in love with hot bodies every fucking day….but not all those hot bodies acknowledge I exist…even though I’m amazing and runnning massive PR for them…

There are 1000s of Emily Ratajowski’s in LA trying to make it….and now that this Emily bitch is too big for me…too famous…too much of an ego onto working with bigger sites…I’ll still look at her twitpics but I won’t look at her instagram cuz she’s blocked me….but I like to think…I’ve fired her…to move onto new vagina willing to get nakeed for fame….

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