Another Euro Mag has managed to bring back the good old fashioned paparazzi scandal pics that feel like they aren’t staged like all the modern new age paparazzi pics…because looking at them makes me feel like a creep stalker on the fire escape peering down at a girl changing her bikini….but not just any girl…the future Queen, Pauper turned Princess, every girl’s Disney Dream….

You can take the girl out of the public pool or beach, but she’s still gotta change out of her bikini…that trashy luxurious lottery winning slag….and the nice thing about it is you can kinda see some beaver action if you have awesome nerd pervert vision…..that clearly I don’t have…cuz I only consider it a vagina shot if I see labia blowing in the wind…this series of shadows and pixelation from the printing and scanning just confuses me…but I’ll do my part as a member of the commonwealth to jerk off to it…cuz peeping on anyone…especially a flasher who likes it…is hot.

Fancy.

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