I have wanted to have sex with Christina Milan since masturbating to this video at least a dozen times when I didn’t have internet but did have access to MTV.

I don’t really care that she’s older, fatter, a mom…..she still looks fucking awesome to me…with the perfect level of ethnicity to not scare me off….you know a gentle shade of caramel….and shapely body…and a whole lot of money thanks to co-writing Beiber songs that I would love to spend…as stepfathering her black baby as if he was my own….training him or grooming him to be Kardashian’s next boyfriend…to help keep the cycle of money making in entertainment alive for another generation….

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