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Lauren Conrad in November Allure of the Day

The Hills aren’t alive with the sound of music…they are dead…but unfortunately…not the kind of dead I want…cuz the trash on the show live on…even thought a plane crash woulda been a much welcomed series finale…there just aren’t enough plane crashes with young starlets this generation….we need are Richie Valen / Buddy Holly….and these idiots woulda been key players…perfect for the job….peaked after selling their souls….something some of them are struggling with that.. HEIDI MONTAG ROCKING STRIP CLUBS WITH HER SHITTY FAKE TITS CUZ IT IS ONE STEP AWAY FROM DOING PORN but this Lauren Conrad character seems to be doing just fine…..

Here’s the video…

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  • Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD (rescinded)

    Too bad she didn’t ever get an education because although she may still be quite fuckable, she sounds like a dumb, ignorant moron dim-bulb of an idiot. How many times a day does she say, “oh my god?” Spread your legs and keep your mouth shut, sweetie….

  • cowbulls

    Excellent advice for the vast majority of Hollywood women.