I don’t watch Mad Men, but I do know Jessica Pare. She’s from Montreal, I’ve met her a few times, I know her crew, she was not hot enough to really remember or care about, but she did move to LA after finding some low level local celebrity, where she tried and tried and tried some more to land real jobs, where she married an American dude for his papers, only to divorce him with an American Passport so she could stay in LA trying to land real jobs….and then one day…at 30 years old…it all came together….and she got on Mad Man and now she’s shooting in Hawaii in a Bikini and all her fucking dreams have come true….when really she was at her best when doing topless scenes in Hot Tub Time Machine and topless scenes in weird Lesbian private school love story movies….because lets face it…big sloppy tits are more fun naked….but she’s in a bikini, and I guess that’s what counts and next times she’s visiting her family in Montreal, walking around like she’s more important than the world like she was Elisha Cuthbert, who does the same thing, I’ll be sure to try to shove my tongue down her throat and instagram that shit…..but until then here she is in some pics in a bikini that I for one will not be masturbating to. I am not a hater, I am just not easily impressed.

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