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2013

28

Jan

Miranda Kerr Instagram’s a Bikini Pic of the Day

I didn’t feel that one post on Miranda Kerr was enough today…so here she is in some bikini pics she posted to social media…cuz she’s a bikini model…and she does bikini far better than non bikini models…even when she’s doing it for free…or in what I like to call charity….like seeing a rockband perform at some dive bar…just in efforts to keep it real…in a “we don’t just do it for the money” kind of hustle…

I like to think that whenever I see a babe in a bikini who doesn’t have a modeling contract…when all drunk and bending over….totally giving me boners…I just can’t fully get into it cuz she’s not a professional…it’s like fucking a girl who isn’t a hooker….and expecting the same kind of performance….

Sure…some of the worst sex of my life have been with hookers…and some of the worst pics of babes in bikini has been brought to me by a corporation…but that exchange of money…makes it a more legit experience…

All this to say, I love Miranda Kerr in a bikini…but I love all girls in bikinis…you don’t need to get paid millions to make me jerk off to you….

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