I hate porn, but I love pugs. I know that may come across as creepy…especially for a guy with no real soul….or emotion…but as soon as you put one of these fuckers in front of me….I turn into a school girl a bieber concert…I go fucking nuts…and grab at them and hug them like a weirdo…and not in a creepy way…you know to lure girls back to my van…or to smear peanut butter on yourself but in a Pugs are better than humans and their faces are so ridiculous way….

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