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2013

07

Mar

AJ Cook Has Fit Body for Twitter of the Day

AJ Cook is some Canadian Actress born in the 70s…making her pretty fucking old…who I have never met…because I guess we weren’t at the same Igloo village of ice during maple syrup harvest….not to mention, I avoid women born in the 70s…even when they are hot…cuz I don’t like their lowered fertility….not that I like fertility….but I don’t like bananas….but if I have to risk eating one…I’d rater one be perfectly ripe, maybe even a little on the unripe site…rather than black and rotting…

She’s on Criminal Minds, she was in Final Destination 2 and she’s a fucking mormon…despite being an actress…surrounded by evil and filth…getting paid to be a sexualized and unchristian role model…totally being anti-mormon….

I mean even her posting smut like these fitness pics to the internet is anti mormon….so based on her believes…she’s going to hell…and I like that in a woman….cuz it usually means they are into anal as birth control…except for that time she got knocked up……

The world is twisted….

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