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2013

21

Mar

Beyonce Tries to Sex it Up For H&M of the Day

I don’t understand what insanity was put into Beyonce’s brain after she gave birth to what may be a future drug overdose thanks to horrible parents and a lot of disposable income, but whatever it was, it’s bad.

She thinks, for some reason, that she has the body to pose half naked, and sex it up, on stage and in life, like she was Rihanna. I assume it stems from Jealousy, that comes with Rihanna giving Jay Z more than Beyonce ever will. You know, old fat hag trying to keep up with the young girls who make her husband millions a year, but far more pathetic than when you see a competitive mom in Lululemons with her daughter shopping, because she wants some of that mail attention the daughter is getting too, because it’s on a bigger, more public scale.

I mean bitch, just fucking retire and disappear. We don’t need your fat ass around these parts.

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