Adriana Lima may have taken the Catholic Latina route. You know figured she was at the top of her game, made all the money she needed to make, developed enough of a celebrity, that it was time to settle and have kids, and not really bother bouncing back all that well, because she knew at the end she was still Adriana Lima to the people, and they’d like her anyway she came. You know, instead of waiting to be 40 to retire and have a family. I guess that’s what finding love and being a slab of meat for a decade does to a bitch

But she wore this tight dress to an event, and I think there’s still hope for her. The baby expelled from her vagina hasn’t fully destroyed her, at least not when she’s strapped in, and I guess that’s a good thing….

In unrelated Adriana Lima news, here’s a pic of her kissing her baby daddy/ husband/ whatever he is….which may not be a good thing to you. Cuz seeing bitches you jerk off to in love is a downer.

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