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2013

02

Apr

Rachel Bilson Lives and She is in Cosmo of the Day

I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars.

Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit.

She’s in Cosmo….like she was 17 again…only not 17…or 18 or even 25…she might as well be 100 cuz that’s about how relevant she is thanks to taking off when she was at her peak, at a time she could have easily been flashing panties at clubs.

That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t fuck her, I mean I have a dick and I’ve stuck it in way worse than has been celebrity pussy, I’m talking has been stripper pussy and has been street hooker pussy, and that shit already started pretty ripe….so this isn’t to say that she doesn’t look good, it just means she’s been done but here’s the video anyway….

Here’s the pics….because everyone deserves another chance, at least when showing cleavage….even if those second chances prevent the real rock bottom desperation needed for a sex tape….

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