I like that everyone is buying into Amanda Bynes’ cry for attention, because that is exactly what she wants you to do. No one noticed her before, now she’s a fucking internet meme that has gone viral, that everyone, the very same people who didn’t give a fuck about her before, are tracking her every move, because people, despite all their anti bullying campaigns, are instinctively bullies, and laughing at her. Even though she has the last fucking laugh, and you’re all just a bunch of idiots.

You see today, she shaved half her head, which would be shocking if it was like Britney in a manic episode to get the Cocaine out of her hair follicles so she didn’t lose her kids. But when her hair cut is the same as 50 percent of girls I see in bars, from Rihanna to everyone else, it’s hardly shocking, it’s called trendy.

But people are like “OMG, now that crazy bitch who wants drake to murder her vagina who talks to herself and sues everyone while paying paparazzi to follow her shaved half her head, she’s really losing it, let’s watch”…because people are fucking idiots, something they prove over and over again….

All this to say, I would love to cum on her hair, shaved or not. She’s a babe I want to violate with my load.

Here are the shocking pics of her being hip-hop. All this to say, I’m on Team Amanda Bynes.

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