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2013

03

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out girls don’t like being told that they remind you of fucking a star fish with sleep apnea when they fuck. Apparently, laying there and snoring as they choke on their own fat chin from the inside, is not something they like to discuss….especially when they are hot and think they are good fucks. It turns out, girls really care about their sexual performance, even if they pretend they don’t care, by laying there snoring everytime you fuck.

Here are some morning links….

Girls in Insanely Short Shorts
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China’s Got a New Dick Shaped Building – So Innovative
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This Bitch Zuzana Modeling for Some Magazine
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Today in Stupid Vending Machine Prnaks
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Some Hot Nude Model and Her Beach Ball
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Alice Eve is a Showing Some Titty
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A Guy and his Roundhouse Kick
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True Facts With Zach Galfinakis
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Hot Jessica ALba Pics
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AnnaLynne McCord’s Fish Face is Hysterical
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS THE BEST THING SINCE UNPROTECTED SEX
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