In case you’ve been sleeping, which I have, there were some women held captive the last 10 years in Cleveland who were rescued today, thanks to this guy Charles Ramsey.

The story would be weirder if it wasn’t in Ohio, because everyone I know from Ohio is a bit of a sexual deviant, but in Ohio, it is almost expected.

What wasn’t expected was how awesome the interview with the hero of the story would be…

He’s got some awesome lines. From eating his McDonalds, from saying his neighbor’s got huge testicles, to saying he knew the white girl had problems when she ran into a black guys arms, all on national TV, his glorious moment of glory, his 15 minutes of fame as a hero crackhead who I am sure will be remixed and autotuned for a year to come because it deserves it. His quotes, his camera presence, all fucking glorious. Someone get this guy a talk show. Seriously.

Here is the 911 Call

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